Warning: entering this profile may cause questionable decisions.** I’m 6'1", blue eyes, brown hair, tattoos, and apparently built like a walking red flag you’ll still swipe on. I’ve got 8 inches of “mind your business,” and I last so obnoxiously long in bed that people have legitimately asked if I’m powered by spite, caffeine, or some sort of ancient curse. I flirt like I’m trying to win a government grant, I joke like I’m unsupervised (because I am), and I show up with the kind of chaotic energy that makes you wonder if I should have a handler. I’m here to be a menace, a tease, a problem, and a personality you probably shouldn’t introduce to your mother unless she’s fun. Come in if you dare. *Side effects may include blushing, giggling, and reevaluating your life & moist mayhem